Vanilla Ice Arrested For Burglary

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Robert Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice is a man who wears many hats. Disgraced Rapper, disgraced metal rapper, home renovator, reality tv star, and now finally, burglar. Ice racked up about .2 gangsta points after being arrested by detectives for his involvement in a very light heist.

Police concluded the Icy One had indeed played a role in the residential burglary by harboring stolen goods which were discovered upon executing a search warrant for the DIY star’s home.

What kind of treasure was Vanilla after? Expensive artwork? Jewelry? Electronics?

Chea boi!

Try furniture, a pool heater, bicycles and some other random crap.

Your boy basically jacked a yard sale...

Your boy basically jacked a yard sale…

According to NBC the home that was burglarized was in the process of foreclosure and V. Ice was renovating the residence next to it. It’s unclear as to whether a neighbor tipped the cops off, or if one of the 12-year olds in Vanilla’s petty crime syndicate snitched and dishonored the code of the street by telling a teacher. Either way, Miami suburb’s finest might be looking at some serious community service and that’s word to your motha…

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Matt McCusker
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