Star Parker Accuses President Obama Of Verbal Rape

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Star Parker, author and wearer of a nun head thing, has come out and accused Obama of the verbally raping a room full of people during the National Prayer Breakfast. When asked to explain why she felt verbally raped she replied:

“We were not expecting it, nobody wanted it, it was horrible to sit through, and after it was over we all felt like crap.”

After shaking off her feelings of crap, Star made sure to plug her new book and tried her best to somehow tie it into her nonsensical discussion.

Here’s the text of Obama’s rapey speech:

“Humanity has been grappling with these questions throughout human history. And lest we get on our high horse and think this is unique to some other place, remember that during the Crusades and the Inquisition, people committed terrible deeds in the name of Christ. In our home country, slavery and Jim Crow all too often was justified in the name of Christ. Michelle and I returned from India — an incredible, beautiful country, full of magnificent diversity — but a place where, in past years, religious faiths of all types have, on occasion, been targeted by other peoples of faith, simply due to their heritage and their beliefs — acts of intolerance that would have shocked Gandhiji, the person who helped to liberate that nation.”

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Matt McCusker
Matt McCusker
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