Religious Mom Tries To Ban Dinosaur Education…Get’s Denied-O-Saur

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Most mothers just want their children to behave well in school or not to get into drugs. They want to keep their kids away from things that could ruin their lives and that makes sense. But then they’re are other mothers out there. Bad ones. Ones who fear the repercussions of … Dinosaur education.

Popular parenting blog mumsnet (in England they pronounce “Mom” as “Mum” because everyone always has a cute little corn cob pipe in their mouth) went up in flames after user CADMinistry posted a rant on the dangers of Dino-Ed:

“I’m really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?”

She continues on, somehow sounding even dumber than before:

“Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children’s school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.”

…And then gracefully hurls herself off of the deep end…

“Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children’s former aunt.”

I’m sure the children’s former aunt is enjoying her exile nicely. Oh and please join this child ruining psycho’s Facebook group: Christians Against Dinosaurs [CAD]

I swear to God it’s a real thing. I was just approved as a member.
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Matt McCusker
Matt McCusker
An avid truth seeker equipped with a hard dick and all the facts.