Joe Biden Gets Sexy While Swearing In Secretary Of Defense


Maybe you should start by defending your wife, dog…

Vice president Joe Biden, AKA Mr Steal Your Girl, remains super swagged out during the swearing in of the new Secretary of Defense, Ashton Carter, who kinda looks like a fat Severus Snape. Secretary Snape drones on about how he’s honored and Biden is just sitting there pimpin. He even leans in at one point, whiffs that Pert Plus and whispers something to Carter’s wife. Now, we can only guess what was said, but there’s a good chance it had something to do with Domino’s 5-5-5 deal and a hotel room at the Holiday Inn. Say what you will about Biden, but I honestly can’t blame him. Snape’s wife thick as hell tho!

If I were Carter I’d nuke Biden’s crib as soon as I was sworn into office…Or I’d just wait til were both out at a club and punch him like Diddy did to Drake.

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Matt McCusker
Matt McCusker
An avid truth seeker equipped with a hard dick and all the facts.